New favorite Tumblr. Except that I love that cardboard taxidermy.Fuck your cardboard taxidermy.
I really like the art Peter Oumanski did for my latest Menace to Society column. It looks just like me!
Drudge chimes in with the night’s most important question.
Cool Game of Thrones costume, Madge.
(Source: thedailywhat, via juliasegal)
Fun Zombie-Related Question to ask Woody Harrelson on Reddit Today
- When you pushed that paparrazo in the face after wrapping Zombieland and told TMZ that you were still in character and thought he was a zombie, weren’t you worried that putting your fist right next to the mouth of an Infected might end up with you getting bitten? Wouldn’t it have just been better to take his head off with a shovel?
- Follow-up question: what kind of zombie knows how to use a camera? They only have the most rudimentary of motor skills.
- How much fun did you have on Will & Grace as Grace’s boyfriend Nathan? Is Debra Messing as nice on set as she seems?
-If forced to, would you terminate Debra Messing because she’s been bit by a zombie and is begging you to just finish her, or would it be too difficult to shoot her in the face while there is still a semblance of Grace Adler in her eyes?
I actually know a guy named Samuel Adams on Facebook, which makes this weird ad that much funnier.
James Franco as James Franklin
A one-armed wounded American soldier (or so he says) who sets about seducing Thomas. He’s a mystery that most of the Abbey gets bored of very quickly, despite the fact that he refuses to leave the household even after his arm grows back. It is revealed in a season 3 cliffhanger that he’s actually a time-traveling performance artist from Yale University, which, again, doesn’t really interest anyone other than James Franklin.
I’ve been holding on to this concept since I saw There Will Be Blood and realized Daniel Day was channeling Dustin Hoffman in Hook. Thanks to Dorsey for his amazing video editing skillz.
More Fun with Le Whif Inhalable Food Products at the New York Observer offices.
Yay more Law & Order jokes from John Mulaney. I basically live for this.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman singing in hilarious CollegeHumor’s karaoke sketch: Wings of a Dragon
Oh Joe.
