I always forget that for a brief period of time after I moved to New York, I was seeing someone who is now a city councilman. That’s going in my memoirs.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Blue Velvet - Bobby Vinton

Ricky and I Basically Wrote The New Nightmare On Elm Street Movie


  • me: what's your cell phone, BITCH?!
  • Richard: "How do you like my new iGlove?!?"
  • me: "hope your iPhone's not an iKiller, BITCH!" dammit yours was better
  • Richard: they should all end with bitch, though
  • me: they have to. Freddy trope. starting in 3rd movie
  • Richard: "Killer app, BITCH!"
  • me: THERE WE GO. bam, we just wrote our first freddy movie

Roundhouse was like The State for stupid people (children). And with more dancing.

Some bullshit happened.

Man, more Kate Bush covers please!

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy first birthday dear Maxine,
happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy first birthday dear Maxine,
happy birthday to you.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Les Parapluies De Cherbourg

C/o Eli c/o my sis.

Oh, you’re a musician? No thanks. I thought you said magician.

squoctobird:

BladeZone: The Online Blade Runner Fan Club



I want more life, fucker father!

We can talk about irony and hate-watching all we want


but the movie i always have to sit down and remind myself the life lessons of (at least in the FIRST HALF)? He’s Just Not That Into You.

What are the best bars/coffeeshops w/ WiFi?


Either in the city or Brooklyn. Feeling dangerously cabin feverish these days.