Oh, that makes sense. What about the fuck-buddies? Are they just your “buddies?”Nobody in social media is actually your friend. They’re just your “friend.”
Look who are the Mac and PC guys in Britain!
DREAM DOG
history of nunberwang
“You know, when you read your Gmail fights out loud it gives them a lot of punch, all that back-and-forth. It’s like a David Mamet play!”
Stevesie
I’ve seen that press a million times, Chuck.
I have no words.
(207): I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Pretty much today, summed up.
my childhood dream
I sleep better with someone next to me
it’s just a fact. A human, breathing presence is the only thing that convince me to get off the internet, stop doing writing, not smoke that last cigarette, and decide that I can hold off eating until tomorrow. I thought a puppy would help, but she’s attuned herself to my natural rhythms of not giving a shit. But I don’t want to be attached to anyone (yet! give me a bit! i’m sure there is someone perfectly nice for me to obsess over but it’s been a couple months now and the pickings are winter-slim) so I’m thinking about getting one of those human-sized body pillows? And then putting a wave noise machine in it and sewing it into where the heart would be? PERFECT BOYFRIEND right there. Oh god, how quickly I can turn from 4:00 am quirky to 4:30 am “it puts the lotion on its skin.”
Speaking of Miles Fisher, he has a lot of web shit that I like.
