I love Puppies

Oh man, you’re going to SXSW this year? That’s awesome. Be sure to take lots of...

Mar 11th

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From Urlesque’s Best Groundhog Day Mashups. Phil?? Phil Conners?!?

Mar 11th

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Hellllllll yes.

Mar 11th

I always forget that for a brief period of time after I moved to New York, I was seeing someone who...

Mar 10th

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Blue Velvet - Bobby Vinton

Mar 10th

Science Fiction Trivia Challenge: John...

Mar 10th

Ricky and I Basically Wrote The New...

me: what's your cell phone, BITCH?!
Richard: "How do you like my new iGlove?!?"
me: "hope your iPhone's not an iKiller, BITCH!" dammit yours was better
Richard: they should all end with bitch, though
me: they have to. Freddy trope. starting in 3rd movie
Richard: "Killer app, BITCH!"
me: THERE WE GO. bam, we just wrote our first freddy movie

Mar 10th

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Roundhouse was like The State for stupid people (children). And with more dancing.

Mar 10th

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Some bullshit happened.

Mar 10th

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Man, more Kate Bush covers please!

Mar 10th

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy first...

Mar 10th

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Les Parapluies De Cherbourg

Mar 10th

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C/o Eli c/o my sis.

Mar 10th

Oh, you’re a musician? No thanks. I thought you said magician.

Mar 10th

squoctobird: BladeZone: The Online Blade Runner Fan...

Mar 10th

We can talk about irony and...

but the movie i always have to sit down and remind myself the life lessons of (at least in the FIRST...

Mar 10th

What are the best bars/coffeeshops w/...

Either in the city or Brooklyn. Feeling dangerously cabin feverish these days.

Mar 10th

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This would be funnier if Schizopolis hadn’t done it first: Fletcher: Generic greeting. ...

Mar 10th

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copycats: You Don’t Know Me (University A Cappella Version) by The University Of Georgia’s With...

Mar 9th

PostSecret

I’ve stopped looking for you on the Internet.

Mar 9th

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TRON LEGACY or “How studios will keep banking on my nostalgia.” At least Shia...

Mar 9th

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I just told my ex that he is my personal Jew Hunter. But you know what? Bitch can’t compare to...

Mar 9th

michaelorell: If i’m the first person to make this i’m...

Mar 9th

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copycats: Wish You Were Here - Sparklehorse (featuring Thom Yorke) originally by Pink Floyd...

Mar 8th

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I remember when this song meant a lot to me. It’s somehow sadder that I haven’t felt...

Mar 8th

If you don't see me on Tumblr this...

all my cool ideas are going over to Fimoculous, where I’ll be guest-blogging as Rex Sorgatz....

Mar 8th

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Sisto and Galifianakis. Together at last.

Mar 7th

preciouslittlemoleskine: My second lithography print,...

Mar 7th

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I haven’t laughed so fucking hard all month.

Mar 7th

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Mean Disney Girls

Mar 7th

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true story

Mar 7th

You’ll be a (blogger) You have a talent for causing thing pain Son be a (blogger) People...

Mar 6th

Dude, Spike got so fat for Battlestar: The College Years.

Mar 6th

I want one!

Mar 6th

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I could cry every time I watch this. I don’t even know why. The end of The Purple Rose of...

Mar 6th

Should I be totally spontaneous

and take a road-trip to North Carolina this weekend if I’m PROMISED there will be MiFi carrier...

Mar 5th

Stableford, You Just Blew Me (Away)

Dylan: just came up with a good goth stage name for you by accident
me: haha. I already have a bourne identity name. Its just "Drew Grant"
Dylan: was just writing this: "Reuters reporter covering Olympics hot hit by a puck -- twice in one game! And second one drew blood!" Drew Blood
me: oh. my. god.

Mar 5th

““Party Down” star Adam Scott is joining the cast of NBC’s...”
— -Variety What? What?...

Mar 5th

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Pentagon Press Conference On Tonight’s Shootings: “This Has Never Happened In Our...

Mar 5th

Breaking: Department of Defense Lockdown...

Mar 5th

Blood and Ice Cream: McG to do an American...

Mar 5th

I’m glad Parenthood begins with the same shots we...

Mar 4th

Just finished up Season 1 of The Wire

Now when people ask “Where’s Wallace?” I will know what they are referring to. I...

Mar 4th

preciouslittlemoleskine: Wheel puppy iz here, you smile...

Mar 4th

I like it when things come together

Like being able to interview buddy Josh Ruben for Urlesque about having “the Best Philip...

Mar 4th

Ben + Dove Charney! Adorable! (But where did the lighter...

Mar 4th

I’m thinking the PowerGrid needs to be fixed. As...

Mar 4th

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copycats: Eleanor Rigby by The Four Tops originally by The Beatles (via mikekarnell)

Mar 2nd

fuckyeahtattoos: tattoo-brighton: Brilliant… I say...

Mar 2nd

Should I watch Veronica Mars?

I thought it was some gay show but then some hot guy liked it and apparently it’s the same Rob...

Mar 2nd

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Hahaha holy shit Jenny.

Mar 2nd

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David: In 1995, McG produced Sugar Ray’s first album and co-wrote several songs on their...

Mar 2nd

Bought this, was going to drink it, and then realized it...

Mar 2nd

NSFW Love Story

me: i went to a purim party last night in the hasid district and my date whipped out his dick at this orthodox get-together because his name is ben and his dick said big ben.
Smash: tattoo?
me: no, his dick yelled it. yes, it was a tattoo. Also at some point someone brought out a live dove.
Smash: do you only date carnies and bloggers?
me: no i think there are some comedy dudes in there. ANYWAY: he also said he did heroin and coke with peaches geldoff in LA and they woke up in scientology center. i think this dude was my soulmate.

Mar 2nd

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Did anyone else see this and think of that Party Down episode? “You’d be great as young...

Mar 1st

interweber: “The Net is the ultimate condom” It’s...

Mar 1st

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Oh hello, childhood sexual awakening. Update: BTW, sexiest newsie wasn’t any of the...

Mar 1st

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fuckyeahmistakes: gorillaz “rhinestone eyes” another dope ass track from “plastic beach” the...

Mar 1st