May 2012
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May 25th
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“Call me Maybe” - Cover by Fun
May 24th
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Hair Lasers
I won a free laser hair removal treatment by putting my business card into a fishbowl at Equinox. The email said that I was the lucky recipient of one session for my upper lip or chin, neither of which are very hairy. What was Equinox trying to tell me? But I have a life rule that says you should never pass up free stuff, which is why I was at a gym in the first place even though I hate physical...
May 21st
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May 16th
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Overheard on the G line: World's Worst Triathlon?
Tall guy: It's not that I'm against the obstacles, I just don't want to run 10 miles, period.
Short, buff guy: But it really helps you get in shape.
Tall guy: I don't want to get wet, I don't want to have to swim and then run around damp.
Short, buff guy: I hear you.
Tall guy: And I really don't like the part where they hook a car battery up to your testicles.
Short, buff guy: Oh yeah, I heard about that!
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
“A few days after that rooftop party, Max and the cokehead brother, Marcelo, take...”
– I cannot believe Seth Schiesel’s ability to review video games. He makes Max Payne 3 sound like goddamn Casablanca.
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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For what it's worth, I honestly could and did give... →
fek: I am never emailing anybody anything ever again. Also, the last two sentences of this part. Wow?/! What the fuck: One harrowing and unfortunate declaration (by blurb machine Gary Shteyngart) describes the book as Eat, Pray, Love as written by David Foster Wallace. As upsetting as that is, it’s accurate.
May 7th
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Guess who was on the phone!
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“None of which makes Girls’ portrayal of urban millennial life unrealistic....”
– Yeah, what Max Read said.
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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WE ARE YOUR FEK: A List of Ideas Better Than Boys... →
fek: So, I sent an email to an editor of a ladyblog whose work I quite enjoy suggesting an idea for a semi-regular feature: Boys on ‘Girls,’ wherein a Talmudic analysis of ‘Girls’ is conducted by a ‘Boy.’ All points that have been made about it aside, my jury’s still out on it, but I did think it’d be…
Apr 19th
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“Fucking Drew Grant is prank proof. I hate that bitch.”
–  I love me some Gavin McInnes
Apr 12th
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Apr 7th
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Thank god After Hours is back!
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