November 2009
93 posts
October 2009
96 posts
My roomate and I have the best texts
B: Tyler is here if wanted to know. Solo.
Me: Did you tell him I like his shoes? Did he tell you to tell me he's solo?
B: I didn't but I will. And yes. So.
Me: Confirm or deny me getting laid tonight, for defs.
B: Dunno. He said neutral.
What's sad is that I am still so hungover/tired from this week that I opted out of seeing if I could turn that "neutral" into "why not?"
Sam Rockwell
reimer:
Is it okay if I make love to you?
Corollary: Boyfriend, is it okay if I make love to Sam Rockwell?
I just watched Moon tonight, and despite it being terrible (sorry everyone who thought otherwise!) it reminded me how much I fucking love Sam Rockwell. Enough that it makes Confessions of a Dangerous Mind my second favorite Charlie Kaufman film.
Trying to be social on Gchat
me: should i bring food over?
also, do u have a raccoon tail?
also, why does it smell like diarrhea in my room?
Sent at 7: 39 PM on Friday
Sex & Celluloid: In Defense Of Nicolas Cage →
-Rilo Kiley, Teenage Love Song
Maybe it’s...
“It is only human that we endeavor to find deep meaning in every action, yet the...”
– -Matt Saracen, Dillon, Texas High School Quarterback,Plays in His First Game Back Since Visiting The Art Institute of Chicago as a Prospective Student
My good friend Dave wrote this Friday Night Lights short imagined monologue. It’s brilliant, and on Mcsweeneys.
DEAR DREW: DO ALL WOMEN WAX NOW? →
I'm not enjoying the third season of 6 Feet so...
Except for Rainn Wilson and Catherine O’Hara. Jesus Nate, get the fuck out of there already. You’re boring the shit out of me. And bring back Sisto! This is turning into thirtysomething. And I’ve never hated Lili Taylor anymore than I do right now. STOP BORING ME AND MAKE ME CRY AGAIN, DAMMIT!
raymond carver mad libs →
youmightfindyourself:
“The reasonably-priced shoes in Brooklyn”
Payton was a P.A. on a web series about kids making a web series. But Marguerite, his wife, was a location scout on NBC’s web-exclusives for The Office. This made Payton feel like an audience member in a Jeff Dunham special. One night, after watching a Battlestar marathon, he decided to bid on that signed...
Weird on Top
Last night my friend Ricky and I went to go see AntiChrist and he made us sit in the front row (sooooo nauseous from the hand-held Dogma bullshit that by the clitorectomy I was just happy that they were using a real camera). Afterwards it was pouring buckets so we ran to Gusto Ristorante and got seated next to…who else? Mike Orell. He did not order a sandwich, I am happy to report. It was...
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WHY STREET CARNAGE CURRENTLY SUCKS →
Is it weird that I write for these people yet have no idea what the fuck is going on over there? I’m pretty sure Gavin hates me, Derrick and I once shared a hotel bed near St. Marks while some original Vice people from Texas took turns getting wasted, talking about themselves, and calling me a replicant. Weirder still, they all turned out to be perfect gentlemen…the only kind I would...
WatchGod I love Jon Benjamin.
Former Gawker Night Editor "Too Butch" For Site →
Oh Yeah, I'm Now An Associate Editor At FishbowlNY →
youngmanhattanite:
(via dogsareadorable)
Funny, that was one of our costume ideas. How are you dressed?
Like a fuck-up. I was just reminded that I am a contributing editor, not associate. So i’m wearing a sweater my dog just bit a giant hole in but at least it’s keeping her busy while I blawg?
“I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals;...”
– Erik Satie (via youmightfindyourself)
Someone tell Joe that his fight is ready for pick-up.
The Problem With Dating Sites
I only want to meet people to whom the thought of leaving an Internet footprint still fills them with irrational fear about being tracked by the government, or crazy ex-girlfriends, or a hypothetical me.
Addendum
Also my apartment is not getting enough southern light and the carpeting is getting a little moldy.
Is it weird?
I hate being alone in my apartment at night. Just super depressing. Usually I’ll just blog it off, but then I’m up till even later, pretending that I’m actually participating in a social activity.
I know a lot of people, mainly dudes, who love living alone, who love their space and privacy. But shit, I miss even having my sister to cuddle up to.
And yes, the dog helps. But...
Brian Van for Gawker Night Editor
youngmanhattanite:
This makes sense. Please reblog your support.
I dunno. What time does he wake up? If it’s earlier than 2 p.m., he needs to win my vote some other way.
Oh Yeah, I'm Now An Associate Editor At FishbowlNY →
-Rolling Stones, You Can’t Always Get What...
I need therapy…psychotherapy.
