November 2009
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the one nice thing about being home is trying to creepy myself out, which for some reason doesn’t work as well in the city as it does in the suburbs.
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May I highly recommend this film Frownland that all the hipster kids knew about like, a year ago dude?
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Family friend: It's so great to see you so beautiful and happy now. All that darkness and anger you had as a child is totally gone now!
Me: Nah, I just learned how to focus it for yelling at strangers on the Internet.
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Reblog with a stereotype of your state.
melapoo: heyjude112: suesylvester-: kame-hame-ha: shoeboxmoments: nathannightmare: Maine: always cold. always. Ohio: is for lovers and has a lot of cows? Apparently. Yorkshire: We’re all farmers New Jersey: We’re all guidos Tennessee: A bunch of dumb hillbillies who don’t wear shoes and have kids with their cousins. North Carolina: We’re all racist red necks Delaware: We...
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Haha Taub is clearly becoming the best character on House, except for Michael Weston who isn’t getting nearly enough screen time.
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DEAR DREW AND DREW’S MOM: HERPES AND POOL BOYS →
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My mom and I made a Dear Drew video for StreetCarnage this week. Topics include: herpes, masturbation, and that movie starring Dianne Keaton where Keanu Reeves plays a doctor.
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“TRAVIS: I had an insight, Mr. Hall. MR HALL: I’m all ears. TRAVIS: OK,...”
– Oh man Clueless, still relevant!
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"If we all pitch in, we'll have enough money to... →
natashavc: 1. He earned that island. 2. The Guardian has some useful ideas to supplement our bake sale. I don’t know, I’m about ready to sign him over as Herzog’s ward.
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My favorite segment from last night. Maybe my favorite clip from Parks and Recreations, ever.
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So I went to my local bodega, owned by this sweet Kurdish guy and his pre-teen son. I got a Coke, a Diet Coke, and a bottle of Nyquil. “Is that to help you go to sleep?” asks the son. “No, I’m just…it’s for when I get sick in the future,” I said, because I am a quick thinker. “I drink Nyquil to go to sleep!” said the son proudly, and then...
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spoke too soon about the laugh track and god I am finding it impossible to consider Felicity Huffman sexually attractive.
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