November 2009
93 posts
the one nice thing about being home is trying to creepy myself out, which for some reason doesn’t work as well in the city as it does in the suburbs.
May I highly recommend this film Frownland that all the hipster kids knew about like, a year ago dude?
Family friend: It's so great to see you so beautiful and happy now. All that darkness and anger you had as a child is totally gone now!
Me: Nah, I just learned how to focus it for yelling at strangers on the Internet.
Reblog with a stereotype of your state.
melapoo:
heyjude112:
suesylvester-:
kame-hame-ha:
shoeboxmoments:
nathannightmare:
Maine: always cold. always.
Ohio: is for lovers and has a lot of cows? Apparently.
Yorkshire: We’re all farmers
New Jersey: We’re all guidos
Tennessee: A bunch of dumb hillbillies who don’t wear shoes and have kids with their cousins.
North Carolina: We’re all racist red necks
Delaware: We...
Haha Taub is clearly becoming the best character on House, except for Michael Weston who isn’t getting nearly enough screen time.
DEAR DREW AND DREW’S MOM: HERPES AND POOL BOYS →
Breaking Story
My mom and I made a Dear Drew video for StreetCarnage this week. Topics include: herpes, masturbation, and that movie starring Dianne Keaton where Keanu Reeves plays a doctor.
TRAVIS: I had an insight, Mr. Hall.
MR HALL: I’m all ears.
TRAVIS: OK,...
– Oh man Clueless, still relevant!
"If we all pitch in, we'll have enough money to... →
natashavc:
1. He earned that island.
2. The Guardian has some useful ideas to supplement our bake sale.
I don’t know, I’m about ready to sign him over as Herzog’s ward.
My favorite segment from last night. Maybe my favorite clip from Parks and Recreations, ever.
Ambien(ce)
So I went to my local bodega, owned by this sweet Kurdish guy and his pre-teen son. I got a Coke, a Diet Coke, and a bottle of Nyquil. “Is that to help you go to sleep?” asks the son.
“No, I’m just…it’s for when I get sick in the future,” I said, because I am a quick thinker.
“I drink Nyquil to go to sleep!” said the son proudly, and then...
spoke too soon about the laugh track and god I am finding it impossible to consider Felicity Huffman sexually attractive.