December 2009
149 posts
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me: do you think i would make a good vampire? this is like our engagement question.
Stephen: I'm paralyzed by the ramifications of any possible answer...but yeah probably. You like to party.
me: that is such a bad answer. I dont like to party. And some vampires dont. Ariella gave the best answer.
Stephen: oh well engagements off
me: "you'd easily come to terms with the questionable morals involved"
Calif. deputies say man savagely kills dog, runs... →
That’s fucked.
What The Fuck Is This Shit? →
Uh, thanks Julie Klausner?
CORRECTION!
Repo Men, not Repo Man. Still, it sounds like a sequel.
CORRECTION!
Cocaine was used as a local anesthetic for eye surgery during the turn of the century, so technically they did reference Sherlock Holmes’ addiction in the movie.
“The most metal thing ever is growling along to Havohej in the shower and your...”
– The Most Metal Thing Ever!, SA
“You’re spell-cial. That’s a new word I made up just to describe you.”
– Ariella, the best
Wow Hoarders Is One F*cked Up Show
Maybe I need a television at my apartment just so i can keep it on A&E and feel better about my own life.
WatchWatching Leaving Las Vegas and looking for clips, stumbled upon this.
Side note: Thought LLV was a comedy? Why would I think that?!
WatchWonder if these types ever get record deals. Like, best case scenario for your “kooky” viral music vid is right here.
I like that the only part of Sherlock Holmes they cut out was his cocaine addiction, considering it was Robert Downey Jr. and Guy Ritchie making the movie.
“Then they, they have the other… the sexy stuff. Whenever they want....”
– Martin
We are putting our cat to sleep today
Let’s be clear straight off the bat: this is not a sentimental piece. I’m not a cat person, and a lot of that has to do with the fact that I don’t like our cat. I have never liked our cat. We have had Worf for 16 years, so since I was 9 years old, and I have never held that cat in my arms. I have never pet that cat without it hissing at me in a threatening manner and trying to...
“photoshoot with kim kardashian tomorrow = i love my life. http://bit.ly/8Pxsoz
...”
– Sn00ki
Celebrity Encounters
I was sitting in a fancy-yet-understated bar overlooking the West Side Highway, watching the lights go down over the classy-yet-understated New Jersey shoreline. I was sipping my Heffeweisen, even though I was an urban, hip young woman, because I come from a small, rustic town where the women can do things like fix a tire and drink beer, while still being feminine. I could do neither of those...
WatchI love you Melissa. Are you still a Mcsweeney’s creation?
Haha, Nice Crying Game Reference, Neil Jordan
Stephen Rea: If I did ever let myself fall for someone, I think it would be a gal like you.
Cillian Murphy: I have to stop you, there’s something you should know.
Rea: What’s the matter princess?
Murphy: I’m not a girl.
Rea: Oh, I knew that princess. What I said was, it would be a girl *like* you.
WatchIt’s funny, because my sister and I often have the same conversation on the phone that Laura and Sarah Silverman do in the beginning of this Dr. Katz clip.
This is why it's better to have life-partners than... →
