February 2010
145 posts
Oh last night...
me: oh also there was this guy doing card tricks...and i was FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
Hannah: hahaha
me: i have never been more impressed in my life as i have been while watching card tricks wasted.
Hannah: i've experienced that before, it really is magical
me: i was like "AAHHHH! MORE ACES!" and he was like "the trick would work better if you could tell the seven of clubs from the seven of spades..." and i was like "YOU ARE A FUCKING WARLOCK"
Hannah: what are these spades and clubs and sevens you speak of, wizard!
me: "but where'd the lighter fluid come from?!"
January 2010
83 posts
copycats:
Get It On My Mind by DJ Zebra Where Is...
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Throw Some Tik On That Tok by The...
house to myself on a friday night
watching British comedy. am i cool?
Inmate Can’t Play Dungeons & Dragons, Because It’s... →
Launched yesterday, already one of my favorite new sites.
Watch!!!!! :-(
Is it just me or is ScoJo a nightmare?
WatchYay Ben!
Inspired by Murakami’s visionary style, director... →
Who is buying tickets to see The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles next week?!
Man Sudoku Is Haaaard
Expect a screen shot when I finish my first puzzle.
Cannot breathe from half side of my face
and the pressure is KILLING ME. I will never be able to sleep again. *thonk thonk thonk* On the other hand, Hurt Locker was a real feel-good movie, huh guys?
Sorry I've been missing you, Tumblr
I just can’t get the hang of this new format. Like how do I check my Tumblarity (so crucial). Also, how can I see the responses to my posts?
Help Me Out For An Article
Who are some of the best users on YouTube, who make original videos? It can be ridiculous, funny, ironic, whatever. Just no Fred.
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Jake: You do have some working knowledge of psychology, right?
Caroline: A little bit.
Jake: Ok. It just seems like you're confusing real life with the film Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.
Caroline: Can you do it or not?
WatchI love that Alan and Sophie from Peep Show finally get it on in Green Wing. It’s like my own British comedy fan-fiction!
Eric Rohmer dies at 89. →
rickycamilleri:
thisistheglamorous:
Eric Rohmer, the French critic and filmmaker who was one of the founding figures of the internationally influential movement that became known as the French New Wave, and the director of more than 50 films for theaters and television, died on Monday.
As sad as this is. It excites me for the awesome Rohmer retrospective that will take place within the...
WatchThis is sort of dumb, but I have literally waited since 5th grade to hear someone do this. “It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late because the governor was watching Death Row Walking.”
Also: Is that the pastor from The Fellowship Of the Sun? Him and Anna Camp are everywhere lately!
Green Wing!!!
Martin: I'm thinking of getting myself an Adamantium helmet.
Dr. Macartney: Yeah? That's the stuff that Wolverine's skeleton is made out of.
Martin: Yup...hardest metal in the world.
Dr. Macartney: Indeed, indeed. Sadly of course, a fictional metal. Probably reduce its effectiveness in a crash-style scenario.
Martin: Good point...still hardest metal in the world.
Macartney: Fiction.
Green Wing is All On Hulu!
John Oliver is in it! And Sophie from Peep Show! Me = officially interested.
The Big Gay Battle -- How Neil Patrick Harris and... →
Yeah, I’m writing for Urlesque now, bitches. Just me and this guy, hanging out on the Internet, 24/7.
“The intrigue is still there; just replace ‘exposed breast’ with ‘triple anal’.”
– Reddit: How many of you had seen nude images on the internet before the age of 18? (via nickdouglas)
:-( :-( :-(
Marilyn Manson Got Another Woman To Agree To Mary... →
Whoa whoa whoa. Evan Rachel Wood was fucking Alex Skarsgard, I thought?!? And now he’s fucking Kate Bosworth and she’s marrying Manson? I am a terrible tabloid journalist.
