December 2010
51 posts
Just had the world's best rap battle ever!!
followed by post-game faux-interview (I’ve started getting really good at those too…I’ve started naming my interviewer Paul because the first rule of good casting is create a character for your friend). Has anyone ever thought of the name DJ Hollow Costs? Because I just blew that shit uppppppp.
Longreads: Foster Kamer: My Top 5 Longreads of... →
longreads:
Foster Kamer (ex-BlackBook + Gawker + Village Voice) is online features and news editor at Esquire.
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2010 was an incredible year for writing, bottom line. Despite the proliferation of things whose output is mostly antagonistic to great writing — like faceless “content…
What episodes or movies involved two people hooking up over the holidays?
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videodrew: ive been having weird dreams lately. like i dreamt that i was mila kunis at a college humor party and was date-raping all the girls
Liana Maeby: whoa um that is terrifyinh
I'd rather bone Cash than Tango
but I’d do either in a pinch.
WatchThe Bad News Bearz discuss breakupz.
oh shit I Black Swanned the fuck out of my legs...
damn this dry heat makes me itch my skin off
Wondering what Jon Gosselin is up to now?
He’s going door to door, cold-calling UPenn fraternities for a “green” property management company. You may have heard of him…from TV? (via)
Help me think of movies that feature holiday...
that don’t turn out quite like expected. Anyone?
I did it!
I am now officially a random house ebook voice!
WatchBad Newz Bearz discuss James Franco.
WatchSomeone sent us this awesome video of Jeremy Piven getting beat up in slow-motion for a school play. Day Man!
I didn't sign up for this
well technically I did. I signed a contract to read an ebook, because someone made a mistake and now a publishing company thinks that i am a professional voice-over actress. What they don’t know is:
a) I talk too fast
b) I talk even faster when I’m nervous
c) I get nosebleeds when I’m nervous
d) I mumble
You might not think this, but I have terrible stage-fright, and this...
Will someone PLEASE help me find where to get...
ASAP? Doree, I know you are holding out.
Last night John Mayer played at UCB’s College Humor Live show for an opening set, but didn’t make any racist dick jokes. #whatsupwiththat
The Ear (Intro)
“Let’s go again,” she panted, falling back on the sticky sheets that covered his futon. Ben smiled and reached over her, picking up his copy of Mein Kampf.
“Come on,” pleading. She’d been a novice at sex a week ago when they met, but now she felt like one of those Nigerian runners: she could go the distance and she didn’t care if that was a little...
I just ordered chicken soup and spaghetti and meatballs.
It came with no chicken in the soup, and no meatballs in the spaghetti.
I called back, and they said they were sending me the meaballs. That was a couple hours ago.
I think I was just long-conned.
WatchAvenger Comedy and Crushable Presents: The Beat-Off Shed.
WatchThese bears are getting creepy. I think they’ve been watching too much of David Lynch’s Rabbits.
