February 2010
145 posts
The Best James Franco Story Ever
I don’t know if this guy was fucking with me or what last night (he was a Tisch graduate from Rochester so you knooooow), but he told me the funniest second-hand story about James Franco at NYU ever. Goes something like this:
Okay, so my friend sees James Franco in an elevator. And he’s (the friend) like “Hey man, I know you’re new to New York, if you ever want someone to...
fuckyeah90smusic:
Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground...
ashleymullins:
Blind Melon | No Rain
Power Hour
Ricky whoever made that power hour video, I want a copy. You get to give an extra drink to someone if your the first person to name whatever movie clip is playing when the song changes. All I got was Roadhouse, and I haven’t even seen it.
Take that Assholes
Your result for The Bladerunner Replicant Test…Category 3 84 %HumanCongratulations!, You are either Human, or are a Replicant that has learned empathy. Go about your buisness like this never happened. Take The Bladerunner Replicant Test at OkCupid
BTW: It’s definitely called the Voight-Kampff test (or I guess technically that was the machine) so suck it.
Someone should remix a Ghostbusters trailer
so it looks like a Michael Moore-esque documentary about the monopoly of privatizing the supernatural sector, and the environmental protection agency that is trying to stop it.
Ghostbusters is on Hulu. No words.
My Robert Downey Jr. fan-fic →
“Freddy Krueger brushed some snow off his moth-eaten, blood-stained sweater, and...”
– - “Freddy Krueger Waits For The Kids To Fall Asleep”, Videogum
Can’t wait, looks rad!
Breaking: Growing Pains‘ Andrew Koenig Body... →
Sad :-(
WatchIf Only This Was A Real C-Span Commercial…
You Can't Always Get What You Want
so find some new thing to want even more. My life motto.
#isityou?
I need to make a Lost joke
based around this headline. I don’t watch Lost. Anyone got any ideas?
there is some really scary noises outside my...
like someone is knocking on the window *thunk thunk thunk* EXCEPT there are no trees next to my window so I will sleep with all the lights on tonight, okay?
Thank god for this 8-pound puppy protecting me!
tracks:
sunnycyl:
George Lenton - Here On
I...
“Blues Brothers” TV Show Being Developed |... →
comedycentral:
popculturebrain:
The widow of original star John Belushi has teamed up with Saturday Night Live writer Anne Beatts to pen a script for a small screen adaptation of the 1980 movie, which will star Kieron Lafferty and Wayne Catania as Jake and Elwood Blue — played by Belushi and Dan Aykroyd in the original movie.
Very interesting. I wonder if Lorne Michaels will be involved. This...
PALATE CLEANSER!
Just watched Punky Brewster
You know, if some old guy just let some 12-year old crash on his couch nowadays, Chris Hanson would be there before you could say, “Would you like to take a seat?”
“Breaking: Dick Cheney Hospitalized For Chest Pains http://www.mediaite.com/ntrsn...”
– mediaite
Sam, I love you for this →
“RT @RobinCooperEsq: A joke: “I just saw a baby driving a car”....”
– timheidecker
GOOD JOGE, GREAT JOB!
Welcome to Monday-town
drank three sips of a Heineken, looked around, put it in a Thermos in the fridge and continued working. Maybe I should go to a coffee shop or something.
I don't know whether to love or hate him
Him: we should hang out this week. If you have time.
me: sure whenevs, i only work from 6-10
Him: sick. I work never M-F. we can get brunch. Brunch would be good for us. let's find one with unlimited booze.
Me: "Good for us?" Are you trying to break up with me? Because we haven't dated in like, 6 years.
Him: ha. Drew, we need to talk...it's about your promotion
me: oh jesus. look. i can be both your girlfriend and Special Agent Ken Griffy Spiderman
Him: I'm afraid you've been made redundant
me: thats just what i need, "If you werent sure you were doing things terribly wrong, lets have your ex-boyfriend redump you after half a decade."
Said the hero in the story
With our winning smiles and us
with our catchy tunes and words
now we’re photogenic
you know we don’t stand a chance.
copycats:
Strange Powers by The Shins originally...
