January 2011
102 posts
“MTV Open Casting Call for Indie/Alt Musicians & Music Enthusiasts
Peeps...”
– There are so many things wrong with this open call for MTV in Deli Magazine. See if you can spot them all!
“Sorry, I just left you a voice message saying I was born in 1871. I...”
– Grandma’s voice mail
thenewhotness:
Some days you wake up and you...
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summerofmegadeth:
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Wait was everyone liveblogging Krukof getting an 18-year-old arrested last night? Jesus, Internet.
No one even noticed when Liana and I FUCKING WON the erotic picture game.
WatchSo obsessed with After Hours.
Um I'm not sure you know this but Crushable is... →
Catching up on Jersey Shore
I feel so bad for Dan. He’s no longer their landlord, he’s barely even their boss. What’s he going to do, fire Snooki for being wasted at work? She’ll buy and sell his t-shirt shop three times over. What a sham.
chrismohney:
eventualghost:
In the Fringe episode “The Firefly”, Walter dons a pair of glasses with red and blue lenses to enable him to “see Roscoe’s aura” so that he can “measure the depth of his hypnotic state”. He mentions that they were created by an old friend, Dr. Jacoby from Washington state.
I love this show so much.
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He should have just said Riff from West Side...
Watch“or at least a stunningly beautiful Filipino lady.”
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“After listening to some customer focus groups, we’re looking into some more...”
– Fan Fiction: American Apparel’s Spring Training Guide For New Employees
Best Ever? 'Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Special... →
I’m the kind of person who says they really “get” Todd Solondz.
benjoseph:
I finally found an essay that sums up all my views on women in comedy. (And all related debates.)
“Anyway, twelve hours later after I had cooked, baked, cried, sewn a blanket for my hope chest, called a telephone psychic, had all my favorite Cathy comic strips laminated, and then stayed up all night trying on all my clothes and shoes again, I finally felt ready to write my...
Delaware Missed Connections On Craigslist Are The...
I saw you today in the dairy aisle in Food Lion: breathtakingly tall, brunette, wearing a pink north face jacket and jeans. You are stunningly beautiful and appear to be around my age. At first glance you literally made my jaw drop. Seriously. That almost never happens to me.
I would like to take you out on a date sometime. I hope this Missed Connection reaches you…
—-...
“Host Gavin MacLeod revealed that even he himself had set up a profile on the...”
– “Sea Captain Dating Site Celebrates Third Anniversary”—The North Country Times
[via the fantastic @michellelegro] (via markcoatney)
Main problem is fake sea captains? No. Main problem is scurvy.
Responses I've Written From My Mom's Online Dating...
-An interest in flip flops? Are you a connoisseur or just a weekend hobbyist?
- You sound very interesting; unfortunately I am a silverware kleptomaniac and a traffic guard.
-I also share an interest in not doing laundry, but I’ve only been dabbling. Looking to meet the right person who is interested in taking it to the next level. By the way, have you seen that show Hoarders? Just...
Just Some Things
This Week On Shit Hoarders
This week, John must make the hard decision of which pieces of animal excrement to keep and which to throw away before the state comes and takes away all his shit…for good.
A Joke, Half-Told And Better For It
Two bees decided to go for a stroll one Saturday morning and pass by a synagogue.
“Hey, let’s go in!” says the first bee....
“While directing Clownhouse, Salva, then 29, molested one of the film’s...”
– The Wikipedia entry for Victor Salva, who directed Jeepers Creepers and Powder. By the way, the kid looks like this.
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Robert Downey Jr. should win an award just for...
Obviously and forever.
