“WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE” sez president on Tumblr.Because we live in the future, the White House is doing a fancy enhanced live feed of the State of the Union tonight and we’re able to embed it here so you can watch it directly on Tumblr. Enjoy, and let us know what you think of the president’s speech.
Sh*t L.A. People Say” sounds suspiciously like “Sh*t People With Cars Say.” There’s really nothing that makes this L.A.-centric, except that it’s hard to find parking. Which just reinforces my belief that people living in Hollywood spend 90% of their days in a car.
Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae. In both applications, the patient had complete cessation of nasal bleeding within 24 hours, and was discharged within 72 hours after treatment.
-Nasal Packing With Strips of Cured Pork as Treatment for Uncontrollable Epistaxis in a Patient With Glanzmann Thrombasthenia
“As I was trying on a pair of bondagelike Jimmy Choo python peep-toe sandals, one of the zipper pulls broke off. I was trapped in a shoe I couldn’t afford! I had a moment of panic, imagining myself walking around like a gimp with one very expensive torture shoe strapped to me for all time. Pinhead from Hellraiser was whispering through the heel, “We have such sights to show you! We’ll tear your soul apart!”
Fortunately, Ms. Stephenson was a pro. Brandishing a pair of pliers and a baby pin, she quickly extracted me from the footwear. “Happens all the time, don’t worry about it,” she said, going on to explain the benefits of always keeping a baby pin around.
“Next time,” the Jimmy Choo hissed at me.
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That’s what I love about Matthew McConaughey. I keep getting older and he stays the same character.
This as close to a name-drop as I’m ever going to get on MSNBC.
GRAR! I’m so angry because he’s right!
“Gingrich Wins The GOP Debate In The First Five Minutes” - Buzzfeed
Lana Del Rey’s Publicists Force Thought Catalog to Remove Post, Republished on Hipster Runoff
This is why satire is such a dangerous field. Especially when your FB friends don’t get it.
baygrendel asked: I just read some toady mope over at mediaite insult you and your fun. I left a comment calling him a nasty name. That'll teach him! Ive decided I want to have a Sunday morning happy day crush on ya. Is that ok with you? :) ps I think your as cute as a bowlful of puppies.
haha! Are you an alter-ego I made up? I love you!
We can be thankful to American Beauty for one thing, though: sharpening our senses. After all, one of the best parts of growing up is developing a bullshit detector; learning that our own sensibilities as moviegoers evolve. People will repeatedly return to the formative movies of their youth with the ability to see the flaws and anachronisms, but still find the experience invigorating. There are some movies that quaintly don’t hold up, but retain their endearing qualities. Like, say, Beetlejuice. Then there are movies that betray, manipulate, and cheat you.
- Natasha Vargas-Cooper on American Beauty for GQ.
Game recognize game.
Ever have one of those days you are just super-glad you live in New York?
Could give less of a shit about Lana Del Ray or how much you love/hate her, but this is absolutely the most inadvertently funny thing you’ll see all day. Thanks, ThoughtCatalog!
Isn’t that the opening line to James Franco’s next novel?The human experience.
Jessica Lange’s win and Tilda Swinton’s loss in their respective Golden Globes categories just goes to show that Americans are still on the fence about the roles of mothers to attractive high school killers.
