Blue Velvet rap. And I was about to go to bed…

I know the world can’t be that awful if there’s a new John Mulaney special.

nudawn:

THIS

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ohrohin:

Mindtroll, “Push It”

This is infamous Brooklyn riot grrl rock quartet Mindtroll—who have turned up on The New Yorker. Tonight, they celebrate two years of being a band together at Goodbye Blue Monday. They have a swell coterie of warm-up acts! This video is them channeling Salt-N-Pepa at the Halloween show at Death By Audio last year. It is quite something, isn’t it?

FUCK YEAH GBM!

Nature will uh, find a way and Stephen Colbert is, uh, shooting up to 5%…

Well, I guess it’s settled. Shrooming for all New York social events from now on.

whatevs:

gregrutter:

higregjohnson:

Harrison Ford Watches Indiana Jones for the First Time

No FUCKING way.

Harrison Ford commentary track is the most boring thing ever. I’ll take Schwarzenegger any day of the week over this boring old stoner’s guffaws.

I like how the part that Harrison Ford finds “very realistic” involves the phrase “kali ma!” It’s just so true to life!

This is how I felt last night in my SpiritHood, tripping at the Portlandia premiere.

Shit White Girls Say…performed by a strong, black woman. (Franchesca Ramsey, amaze-bouche)

“I always, always get stopped at airport security,” Mr. Arora said. “But it’s not just that. I’ve lost millions and millions of dollars to jealousy. There are crews of people in the organic food industry that came out of retirement to step on my relationships and shut them down.”

He took a sip of Jack and Coke. “That’s what jades me,” he went on, “when you have these great images of local, organic farmers. I’m dealing with devils who are sitting on billions of dollars.”


One part of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo that they actually could have explained more thoroughly? How our hero kept mysteriously losing his accent. Perhaps a greater mystery than how a family of Nazis was allowed to live on a death island without the Swedish government’s interference is how, as Mikael Blomkvist, Daniel Craig couldn’t find twenty minutes to try to locate where his diction went. Oh there it is! No wait, he lost it again.
-The Real Mystery of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’: Why Was It So Long?, BlackBook

One part of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo that they actually could have explained more thoroughly? How our hero kept mysteriously losing his accent. Perhaps a greater mystery than how a family of Nazis was allowed to live on a death island without the Swedish government’s interference is how, as Mikael Blomkvist, Daniel Craig couldn’t find twenty minutes to try to locate where his diction went. Oh there it is! No wait, he lost it again.
-The Real Mystery of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’: Why Was It So Long?, BlackBook

Tyler Coates: Brunching with Thought Catalog


tylercoates:

  • Ten People You Will See At Brunch
  • In Defense Of Brunch
  • Our Culture Is Obsessed With Brunch Right Now
  • How To Drink Alone At Brunch
  • The Time I Didn’t Pay For Brunch
  • I Think I’m The Only Person Who Likes Brunch
  • Why You Should Brunch-Shame
  • I Got Date Raped And Then Went To Brunch
  • Fifteen…

This reminds me of that article from ____ about people who are broke in the city and complain about their debt over lunch. Was that a Thought Catalog piece?
Sleep No More, New Year’s Eve photo. My teeth are delightfully donkey-ish.

Sleep No More, New Year’s Eve photo. My teeth are delightfully donkey-ish.

…and also can I borrow ten bucks?

…and also can I borrow ten bucks?

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rickycamilleri:

moviesludge:

Top 10 popular posts of 2011 - #3

Best Gif ever! 



Best GIF ever.

rickycamilleri:

moviesludge:

Top 10 popular posts of 2011 - #3

Best Gif ever! 

Best GIF ever.