What the shit, Lana?

What the shit, Lana?

The epitome of Vincent Kartheiser: in a dirty tuxedo, lighting matches in an alleyway.

Infinity pools and the sea.

Infinity pools and the sea.

I’m about as interested in camels as they are in me.

I’m about as interested in camels as they are in me.

“None of which makes Girls’ portrayal of urban millennial life unrealistic. I’ve been to plenty of dinner parties where everyone was white, including myself. In fact, I’d argue that the show, taken as a whole, is even more accurate for these shortcomings. It really is the voice of a generation: a generation of white people who suck at talking about race.”

Yeah, what Max Read said.

“Dear Attractive Woman #2” - Schizopolis

So this was Jamaica, basically.

So this was Jamaica, basically.

WE ARE YOUR FEK: A List of Ideas Better Than Boys on 'Girls'


fek:

So, I sent an email to an editor of a ladyblog whose work I quite enjoy suggesting an idea for a semi-regular feature: Boys on ‘Girls,’ wherein a Talmudic analysis of ‘Girls is conducted by a ‘Boy.’ All points that have been made about it aside, my jury’s still out on it, but I did think it’d be…

“Fucking Drew Grant is prank proof. I hate that bitch.”

Reblogging because this basically counts as my service on Passover. Never considered it before, but there’s a pretty dark implication of casting your new in-laws in the roles of the Russian soldiers during your wedding song from Fiddler.

Puppy, M.D.!

From 2003: Terrible posture adds ten pounds. Also 10 pounds adds another 10 pounds.

From 2003: Terrible posture adds ten pounds. Also 10 pounds adds another 10 pounds.

Some great posters from  the Hunger Games, via College Humor

Some great posters from the Hunger Games, via College Humor

Thank god After Hours is back!

franchise around ambiguously moneyed housewives who mix Xanax and white wine, record unwanted singles, and invent new ways to neglect their children, has announced today that it has greenlit a show about the inner workings of a company that creates cat memes. The reality series is tentatively titled Huh?, which coincidentally describes some of the channel’s other offerings, including the one in which an unlicensed, obsessive-compulsive interior designer attempts to diagnose his hoarder clients and redesign their homes before his fuse runs out. 

- Cats to Become the Most Human TV Stars on Bravo’s Reality Lineup, Vanity Fair

franchise around ambiguously moneyed housewives who mix Xanax and white wine, record unwanted singles, and invent new ways to neglect their children, has announced today that it has greenlit a show about the inner workings of a company that creates cat memes. The reality series is tentatively titled Huh?, which coincidentally describes some of the channel’s other offerings, including the one in which an unlicensed, obsessive-compulsive interior designer attempts to diagnose his hoarder clients and redesign their homes before his fuse runs out.

- Cats to Become the Most Human TV Stars on Bravo’s Reality Lineup, Vanity Fair