Advice Your Mom Thinks You’d Give Your Younger Self About Dating
Even though we are of marrying age and have yet to even settle down with a guy for more than three months, that all might be different if we don’t dress like a tramp during our first school dance.
Don’t even think about letting Ryan Kerpowski touch our boobs while watching The Crow after school sophomore year. The entirety of our sexual promiscuity can be traced back to that one event. Also, mom walked in and catches us.
