It’s bound to happen in any circle-jerk

Look, I’m from Delaware. I understand that I am weird and loud and dress like a giant toddler, and that it may embarrass you because the first time you met me you thought it was cute but the second time we were in public together we’d already made out. You think it’s bad for you? Pity the first guy in the 2nd smallest state who had to first put up with this b.s.

But that’s just how I roll, that’s how I’ve always rolled, and I don’t think me being silly and egregious in personal respects makes my points about any other matters invalid just because I tend to overshare. Yeop.

  1. brianvan reblogged this from dogsareadorable and added:
    Speaking of which,...owe Newark another visit ASAP.
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