NSFW Love Story

  • me: i went to a purim party last night in the hasid district and my date whipped out his dick at this orthodox get-together because his name is ben and his dick said big ben.
  • Smash: tattoo?
  • me: no, his dick yelled it. yes, it was a tattoo. Also at some point someone brought out a live dove.
  • Smash: do you only date carnies and bloggers?
  • me: no i think there are some comedy dudes in there. ANYWAY: he also said he did heroin and coke with peaches geldoff in LA and they woke up in scientology center. i think this dude was my soulmate.
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    I love Puppies: NSFW Love Story
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