I love Puppies

"I’ve still got it,” Dylan thought, running a hand through his salt-and-pepper hair. “I still look..."

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:18:02 -0400

““I’ve still got it,” Dylan thought, running a hand through his salt-and-pepper hair. “I still look just like Mickey Rourke.””

- Liana’s amazing fan-fic for 90210 Day, entitled “Dylan McKay Age 36”

lostsixyearslate: OH MY GOD. Okay, points for this. Clever...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:22:08 -0400

lostsixyearslate:

OH MY GOD.

Okay, points for this. Clever girl…

lostsixyearslate: AND WE’RE DONE. Oh, you’re late to...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:19:31 -0400

lostsixyearslate:

AND WE’RE DONE.

Oh, you’re late to the game. I was Lost: 6 Years Late the day the finale ended it all. I was Lost: 6 years late, early. You lose. And screw you for stealing the title I never thought of, either.

Here’s the opening to that show that didn’t suck as...

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:44:03 -0400

Here’s the opening to that show that didn’t suck as much as we thought it was to suck.

I am so obsessed with Camilla Franks.

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:24:00 -0400

I am so obsessed with Camilla Franks.

When you google “little man in the boat” this is the...

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:30:24 -0400

When you google “little man in the boat” this is the first video that comes up.

Lookatthisfuckinghamster.com

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:24:00 -0400

NO ONE STEAL THIS URL YOU GUYS! GENIUS IDEA, OVER HERE~.

FUCK: great minds think alike.

Dude, 1:20.

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:23:32 -0400

Dude, 1:20.

Liana thinks Michael Emerson belongs to her, but I know...

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 14:31:48 -0400

Liana thinks Michael Emerson belongs to her, but I know he’s mine! All mine!

Outside of Munchies, asking the tough questions.

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:06:32 -0400

Outside of Munchies, asking the tough questions.

Str8t Up

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:58:01 -0400

In the Company of Men: Not the rom-com I remember it being senior year of college. Then again, my idea of comedy may have changed from “Getting backed at all those fucking fuckers who dumped me” to “Let’s watch John C. Reilly just improv some shit.” Probably for the best.

Just FYI…not the best date movie. “No baby, I swear it’s only in my top five list because Neil LaBute is such a good director! Have you ever seen Lakeview Terrace??!”

And now, Mr. Melber, back to you…

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:22:18 -0400

And now, Mr. Melber, back to you…

This chick is my new best friend. “Ive done my own study,...

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:39:39 -0400

This chick is my new best friend. “Ive done my own study, it’s called waking up the next day”

British scientist tries to justify why he had a lab spend money on an experiment about “beer goggles.” MSNBC’s finest LOLZ.

It was a toss-up between “Schrute” and “That...

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:15:06 -0400

It was a toss-up between “Schrute” and “That Guy Who Was Veronica Mars’ Dad But Is Also In Other Stuff”

“Weezer’s Rejected Concept Albums About Supporting Cast Members Of Popular Shows”

fek: People Talkin’ - Jay-Z We can clap at this amateur...

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:55:55 -0400

fek:

People Talkin’ - Jay-Z

We can clap at this amateur pace,
If that’s what’s crackin,
Or we can play this on All Madden.

Today is what a few people will be calling a “teachable moment,” myself chief among them. You know what you do? Let your friends talk some shit, let some other people talk some shit, you clock out, you grab a beer, and then you do whatever you were gonna do that night. Or at least that’s what I’m gonna do.

If it makes you feel any better, I still have no clue what the fuck that was about, and no one tells me shit.

Other Weezer concept albums based on supporting actors of...

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:49:17 -0400

Other Weezer concept albums based on supporting actors of popular tv shows.

“Haverchuck”

You’ll have to wait for tomorrow to see what I stayed up till 4 am doing a really shitty Photoshop job on!

Advice Your Mom Thinks You'd Give Your Younger Self About Dating

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:26:54 -0400

Even though we are of marrying age and have yet to even settle down with a guy for more than three months, that all might be different if we don’t dress like a tramp during our first school dance.

Don’t even think about letting Ryan Kerpowski touch our boobs while watching The Crow after school sophomore year. The entirety of our sexual promiscuity can be traced back to that one event. Also, mom walked in and catches us.

And more!

Want to Intern at Crushable? Yes, You Do

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:51:00 -0400

Love pop culture, web weirdness, and relationship drama (other people’s, not your own)? Then apply to be our Fall intern at Crushable! We’re looking for a smart, savvy young woman to help with article research, blog writing, event coverage, and some general web maintenance. The ideal candidate will have a voracious appetite for pop culture, a working knowledge of Photoshop and social networking sites, a flexible schedule and a good attitude.

While we can’t pay you in cash money, we can offer school credit, along with opportunities to meet awesome people, go to fun events, and become really well-versed in James Franco conspiracy theories.

If you’d like to apply for this position, please send a resume and cover letter to Deputy Editor Drew Grant at drew AT crushable DOT com.

-Elvis Costello, Accidents Will Happen

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:35:59 -0400

-Elvis Costello, Accidents Will Happen

Foster made sure to write it down last night, so I would never...

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:28:34 -0400

Foster made sure to write it down last night, so I would never forget that the cleverest thing I ever said was some flippant one-off I told my dad when I was 16.

I’ll probably forget again anyway.